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Seriously people if you have to eat a boiled sweet near me, please please please don't bang it around your teeth or noisily smack, suck and crunch it. Because I hear a punch in the mouth often offends... Right, back as you were.
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Seriously people if you have to eat a boiled sweet near me, please please please don't bang it around your teeth or noisily smack, suck and crunch it. Because I hear a punch in the mouth often offends... Right, back as you were.
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Taking my packet of orange chocolates and hides them.
Ha ha, I hate noisy eating too :)
chewing gum...bubbles..POP...chewing gum...bubbles..POP
Being Deaf has one advantages’,
will add that to my 100 reasons being Deaf is better than hearing list (grins)
*passes round the kola kubes with a warning to suck quietly*
Would you believe we had to suck crisps in our house growing up. I used to joke with my Ma that they should be called sucks instead, so now you know where I get it from...
Tonight I had fizzy cola bottles at the cinema and I sucked the peanut brittle - not a crunch in sight!
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