the times and perils of a single mum
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Been a while since you had a toy like that in the house hence your lack of understanding...I don't have that particular Elmo but some less enlightened soul bought my child a different Elmo that seriously would be hacked to bits and fed to the dog if I could get away with it.
Trust me hon, the talking active Elmo dolls deserve everything they get, and then some.
Taxis in NYC used to have "fasten your seat belt" messages from celebrities that went on automatically when the meter was started. For six months I had to listen to Elmo every time a passenger got in my cab and it was the final straw that led to my madness. It warms my heart to see that the little fucker has met his just desserts.
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Been a while since you had a toy like that in the house hence your lack of understanding...I don't have that particular Elmo but some less enlightened soul bought my child a different Elmo that seriously would be hacked to bits and fed to the dog if I could get away with it.
Trust me hon, the talking active Elmo dolls deserve everything they get, and then some.
I am horrified! He struggled for so long - and then the indignity of the kicking merely served to highlight his tiny size. Traumatic stuff
Taxis in NYC used to have "fasten your seat belt" messages from celebrities that went on automatically when the meter was started. For six months I had to listen to Elmo every time a passenger got in my cab and it was the final straw that led to my madness. It warms my heart to see that the little fucker has met his just desserts.
God such venom for poor wee Elmo :)
Mmm,
Singed Elmo's Fire.
(apologies to John Parr).
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