Tuesday, December 26, 2006

2006 Red Mum Blogging Round-up

JUST IN case I don't get around to it next week, which is probably a more apt time, here's my top lists concerning this blog over the last year. (Maybe next week I will make a blogging new year resolution list as in 1. write those posts I plan and never get around to. etc etc.)

The largest amount of visitors was on February 27 followed by November 1st, the first concerns the Dublin Riots and I don't know why the surge on November 1st.

The top content over the last year here at Red Mum (I haven't included top contents if it was written during 2005 including Leinster Ladies which stands as the second most popular hit during 2006):

1. Podge and Rodge
2. Me No to Bebo
3. Moo Cards
4. Sinister Threats on Bebo
5. Grrrr Metro
6. Dublin Riots
7. Moofob
8. Love Ulster Top Tag
9. The only thing dark about them is their clothing
10. Is your child an Emo?


The top 20 keywords reflects the list above:

  1. Podge and Rodge
  2. Podge Rodge quotes
  3. Redmum
  4. Podge and Rodge quotes
  5. Leinster women
  6. Bebo names
  7. Red Mum
  8. Red+Mum
  9. Overheard in Dublin
  10. Dublin riots
  11. Bebo
  12. Leinster rugby calendar
  13. Leinster ladies rugby calendar
  14. Regulation knickers
  15. Leinster Ladies rugby
  16. Leinster Ladies calender
  17. Mini pops
  18. You've been tangoed
  19. 18 teens
  20. Hemel Hemstead fire
The top referring sources were:
  1. Google
  2. Direct
  3. Irishblogs.ie
  4. Google images search
  5. Yahoo
  6. Lifes a bastard
  7. search
  8. Flickr.com
  9. Blogger.com
  10. Technorati.com
  11. Slugger O'Toole
  12. Moo
  13. Aol
  14. Google images
  15. Awards.ie
  16. Bloglines.com
  17. Sinead Gleeson
  18. United Irelander
  19. MSN
  20. Emma in Canada
The top 10 countries were:
  1. Ireland
  2. UK
  3. US
  4. Canada
  5. Australia
  6. Germany
  7. France
  8. Spain
  9. New Zealand
  10. Netherlands
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Thats it for another year

THAT'S for another year. Thank God for that and everything went well. The Young Wan was delighted with her presents and the dinner was absolutely gorgeous. I am not back to work until near the end of next week and all is good. The Young Wan has departed to her boyfriend's house for the evening so it is just myself, Nanny and the doggie lounging about in front of the year. Bliss.

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One of the many Christmas hits with the Young Wan was the make them yourself gothic Christmas crackers which matched our Christmas table perfectly (he he). The table cloth is older than Nanny, she remembers it as a child on the Christmas table as do I. It isn't Christmas dinner without it. It'll sit on the table for the next couple of days before being packed away again for next year.

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Happy Christmas everyone

Happy Christmas everyone, I hope Santa is good to you all. Oh and I did get the tree up as the bottom pic testifies. (Phew)

XxX Red Mum

Happy Christmas everyone

Christmas Eve at Red Mum's place

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Ho Ho Bloody Ho

It's the 22nd of December, I still have presents to get, I haven't put up my tree yet, I need to clean and clear the space where the tree has to go, I have to clean and clear the flat so the place is pleasant to be in, I have still to dress and go into town, I have a hangover, the Christmas grocery shopping has still to be done (though thank God for Nannys who is as we speak starting the ball rolling on that one - yeahhhh).

The fact is I have nothing done, despite starting my shopping in early November where I got some stuff and then did nothing more. Though I did follow Beaut's advice and ordered some stuff online from Benefit for Nanny but I need to get more and haven't a clue what to get her. The Young Wan's main present is in a friend's friend's house way northside and I have to somehow get it. We also had a mad dash to get to Tetra's place where more stuff was stored before she travelled back to Belfast.

And what am I doing about it, why I am blogging about not having it all done of course just to show you some Christmas pics, enjoy. Oh and there are more on Flickr.

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Christmas present

christmas lights Crane overlooking Doyles

Doheny and Nesbits

Christmas

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H h h hhangover

I am hungover from hell. Yesterday was my last day at work until after the New Year and it was also my birthday and a very busy day overall.

The day started early like every other work day and finished up at about 5am this morning. I can’t do it anymore. I suppose that’s a lie because I did do it.

I am sitting now in front of a big fire but it is making no difference to the fact that I am cold, the flat is cold, I am tired and barely able to type. Unfortunately I was forced to because I had to submit my column this morning.

Now I won’t take the laptop off my lap as I am enjoying the warmth on my legs too much.

The season’s festivities kicked off with a staff lunch before going back to my desk for an hour then retiring to the pub. We started off the day's drinking with work colleagues before heading to the Market Bar to have a swifty drink with Colm, Treassa, Claire and Annette. Just as I left another blogger Ger joined our ranks but I had to fly despite the charming Colm giving me his stool which was very welcome given the fact that the place was absolutely jammers. Nice to see you all again and meet you Treassa. (I will provide links later, too fiddly to do now)

After a drink and a chat about cameras much to my non-photography-inclined pal’s annoyance, we headed off to meet Tetra, who had managed to get a babysitter for the night.

We went to her local where there was ample seats and too many rounds. Once it was kicking out time we staggered around to Tetra’s place where we drank more, which we needed like a hole in the head and danced to Dolly Parton and much more, none of which spring to my frazzled mind, except the distinct memory of strutting our stuff while singing loudly to 'Nine to Five'.

When I hit my front door step at 5am I realised I didn’t have keys so I had to ring poor Nanny awake to let me in.

I woke up at 11am to the loud hiccupping of the Young Wan who was walking around my bedroom before going into the bathroom, which is in my bedroom, to wash her bloody hair. I mean that seriously could have waited until I got up.

So now I am nursing the laptop and have to somehow get myself together and go into town. I still have things to get. Anyone any thoughts on what to get Nanny, she is a pain in the a*rse to buy for?

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Friday, December 15, 2006

RM November 30 - Teens and smoking

THE news that teenagers are spending on average €40 a week on cigarettes is surely a shock for many parents. But the most alarming statistic for me was the fact that 90 per cent of young people are not asked for ID when they buy cigarettes from a shop.

What is going there? Are shops turning a blind eye and putting profit before their legal and moral duties?

The survey was carried out by the Office of Tobacco Control and should signal a serious clamp down on shops purveying cigarettes to young people with no thought to the damage they are doing.

And lets be honest the law on the legal age for buying cigarettes is there to protect young people from themselves as much as anything.

The full force of the law should be thrown at shops who make no effort to ascertain the age of the young person buying cigarettes. In fact the Gardai should organise a sting operation by recruiting young people to attempt to buy cigarettes and if they are not asked for ID and are underage, then the shop should be prosecuted with heavy fines.

A couple of such operations would send out a clear message.

Of course those young people determined to smoke can use the age-old method of asking someone older to buy cigarettes for them.

There isn’t much we can do about that, I can only hope that as many people refuse point blank as will oblige.

Not long ago I was in Liffey Valley and at the time I had my own dealings with young people and smoking when I caught the Young Wan experimenting.

Having big discussions, punishments at home with her over this I was dismayed by her ability to buy cigarettes.

So when a boy of about 10 or 11 years old (maybe he was older and his growth was stunted by smoking) approached me in the shopping centre and asked me to buy him some, he got the most withering look from me before I told him in no uncertain terms there was no way I would buy him cigarettes.

I have threatened herself with putting posters of herself around the area where we live telling people she is only 14 and not to buy her cigarettes. I have also threatened to march her to all the shops around us and inform them she is 14 and if they sell her cigarettes I will call the Gardai.
You would think the embarrassment of your ma bringing you into a shop, parading you to all the staff while saying ‘this child is 14, a child, do not sell her cigarettes’.

Apparently she won’t do it again but until I trust her there will be no pocket money. I cannot allow her to reach her early 20s and to have been smoking for nearly a decade, it is a repulsive thought.

I sincerely wish my efforts as a parent were backed up properly by the laws that are in place to prevent her smoking and I wish those eejits who think it is okay to buy a child cigarettes would stop.

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A Red Mum club sandwich special

I HAD a mad thing happen the other day and I still don't really believe it. Nanny is currently holidaying with us for the season that is in it and she is a great help to say the least because I have been flat out at work with lots of deadlines and not enough time, or so it feels, to get everything done.

One night during the week I was out with work and didn't get home until midnight and I was wrecked. I made a cup of tea and plonked myself on the sofa exhausted, checked my email and went to bed. I did have a thought about making the Young Wan's lunch for the next day and thought 'Nanny will do it - she's great' and off I plodded to bed.

The next day Nanny found a heap of badly made things with bread and cheese covered in tin-foil in the fridge and was ready to give out to the Young Wan for wasting bread and cheese. But the Young Wan swore she didn't touch it.

It appears to have transpired that I have gotten up sometime in the night and made the most horrible and nasty sandwiches obviously for the Young Wan's lunch, wrapped them in tin foil before going back to bed. And I have no recollection of it whatsoever, none, not at all. And there was no alcohol involved despite being party season which may have explained it.

The cheese was cut like doorsteps (yeuck which I wouldn't normally do), there were one round of a club sandwich type thingie, that only had the thickly cut cheese as it's filling, the top layer had nothing but a mad mixture of butter and mayo. Then there were two rounds of two-layer sandwiches with nothing on them at all. They were vile looking. But sure have a look yourself. Anyone for a sandwich I have millions.

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A Red Mum Club Special

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Great Irish Women part 2, Lady Mary Heath

Lady Icarus - Lady Sophie Mary Heath (1896-1939)

Considering United Irelander’s (asinine) comments on the last post I feel the next paragraph or two I am going to write would be blatantly obvious to most of us, but apparently it needs explaining to others. In many cases women’s achievements have been passed over because a male-dominated society has not deemed them as important as male achievements.

We should also ask the question ‘who writes the history books? Who documented events, who were the reporters? Who were the decision makers. What about the fact that women were not allowed to do what many men took for granted. So for those women who did rise above the parapet of a male-dominated society their achievements are all the greater because of the multitude of barriers placed in their path which their strong spirits still shone above. Barriers those great men never had to contemplate.

I am not writing a paper on woman’s struggle to be treated equally because I have done enough arguing over the years with people who do not hold my views to realise that some people are so bound in their ignorance they are not for swaying. Well neither am I in this. To paraphrase and rewrite some of one of United Irelander’s commentators Irishwomen are not rubbish just because a blogger’s straw poll threw up few women.

Consider that even on a basic level some of our great Irishmen have been great because they have had a great Irishwoman behind them whether their lover, wife, sister, mother or daughter.

On another level it is not just about recognition of fabulous feats of some people, in many instances in Irish life and in the not too distant past the fact that mothers were at the very core base of society insuring food was on the table and clothes on people’s backs. Without that strong matriarchal presence many people, men and women, would not have achieved a fraction of what they have.

Right with that out of the way, let me introduce Lady Sophie Mary Heath or Lady Icarus as she was also known.

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Lady Sophie Mary Heath arriving Croydon, UK from Capetown, 1928

Born in Knockaderry in County Limerick in 1896, Lady Mary Heath was one of the most famous women in the world in the 1920s. She became the first person, not just the first woman, to fly a small open cockpit plane from Cape Town to London starting in January and finishing in May 1928.

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Born Sophie Peirce Evans, her early life had a traumatic beginning after her father murdered her mother.

Her epic trip from Cape Town to London was made with a Bible, a shotgun, a couple of tennis rackets, six teagowns and a fur coat, in a time when men flew with boiled eggs and ham sandwiches. She was the first woman to make a parachute jump, and was the holder of two altitude records for light airplanes.

She cut her aviation wings during the First World War when she spent two years as a dispatch rider in England and France where Sir John Lavery painted her portrait where she was dressed in the uniform of an air force driver.

A graduate of Science from the University of Dublin she moved to London in 1922 but before she did she took up athletics and had competed in events all over Ireland and even set an unverified world record in the High Jump in Galway.

When she moved to London she was a founding member of the Women’s Amateur Athletic Association and was a delegate to the International Olympic Council in 1925. She won the first ever British javelin title and travelled with British teams to Sweden and France several times helping to introduce women’s track and field to the Olympics.

However it is her pioneering interest and passion for aviation that she is better known having qualified for a private or ‘A’ license but a woman’s right to earn a commercial license to earn a commercial or ‘B’ license was revoked by the International Commission for Air Navagation in 1924.

Lady Heath fought this ban and the commission ruled that if she attended flight school and passed she would be granted a commercial license. She did and the ban was revoked.

A regular visitor to her aunt she is said to have landed her plane on every flat field in Ireland and is said to have taken many locals from Ballybunion for short trips in her plane for a small fee.

She was badly injured in a crash just before the Cleveland, Ohio, National Air Races in 1929 and returned to Dublin with her third husband in the 1930s. She died destitute in 1939 in London after falling from a tram car.

On flying she said: “a woman can fly across Africa wearing a Parision frock and keeping her nose powdered all the way”. My kind of woman.

A biography of her life is available written by Lindie Naughton, you can read Lindie’s blog here. Other sources from this post come from here, here and here.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Guilty Pleasures

USING the spare key I was given in case of emergencies, I let myself into Tetra's apartment.

As there was no answer to my rap on her apartment window I figured she was busy with the baby.

She was busy alright but it wasn't with the baby - as it turned out she was busy with her guilty pleasure.

I could hear the almost humming/whirring noise before I even got to open the apartment's front door.

As I approached the closed living door the humming noise became even louder.

Tentatively I called her name and even rapped her living room door before slowly opening it.

And there she was, oblivious to anything else other than her new toy.

When she realised I had walked in on her all she could say through red-blustering cheeks was 'oh Ginger you've discovered my guilty pleasure'.

According to Tetra every woman should have one.

I don't know if one would work in my place - not with being a first floor flat - the people downstairs hear everything.

I am paranoid enough as it is using my footspa which not only confounds the dog who hasn't a clue what is going on let alone the mad vibrations on the floor which must be massively amplified downstairs.

But according to Tetra it is such a relief for her, she gets rid of so much frustration with it.

I'm not convinced, I have my own methods and it doesn't involve the use of a machine.

But Tetra is resolute - every woman over 35 must get one - it compliments her lifestyle and enhances her life, she says.

"It's the business and cost only €16 - I can't believe it - it is brilliant. I wanted one for ages and it is the best thing I have ever bought. I am telling you Ginger every girl should have one."

And what is this woman wonder? Why it is a paper shredder. What did you think I was talking about?

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Great Irish Women part 1 – Nellie Cashman

TO COUNTER and compliment United Irelanders top Irish people which featured few Irish women (for shame) I thought I would do an ongoing series of great Irish women. Hopefully I can feature some women you have never heard of but should have and I am open to suggestions of women you think I should include in the series.

First up is the Angel of Tombstone Nellie Cashman. Nellie was born in Midleton, County Cork in the 1840s before emigrating to the United States in the 1860s. It is believed she worked as a bellhop in a prominent Boston Hotel before being urged by General Ulysses S.Grant to go West.

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She set out to San Francisco in 1869 where she became a cook in various mining camps. Money she saved from these jobs enabled her to open the Miner’s Boarding House in Nevada in 1872. She joined some miners heading to the Cassiar gold strike in northern British Columbia and gained her reputation as the Angel of Tombstone by organising and taking part in a rescue of 100 miners by completing a 77-day journey through horrendous weather carrying 1,500 pounds of supplies and medicines.

There are many more amazing things about Nellie, her generosity of spirit for one but for me it was her journey to the Klondike gold rush in 1898 which is absolutely awe-inspiring. Bear in mind 100,000 people made the trek to the Klondike, half of which never made it. During that time she became famous as one of the great figures of the gold rush and was renowned by miners and mine owners.

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Even into old age Nellie was still prospecting at the Artic circle and mushing her huskies well into her seventies. “Last week I came over the mountains on a fast dog train and the sled only turned over once. I had a little roll in the snow, but I am travelling light and feeling fine after the long trip. I’m still a long way from the cushion rocker stage. Those prospectors up north need me, and that is the country I expect to live out the rest of my days”.

When asked by a reporter why she never married she said: “Why child, I haven't had time for marriage. Men are a nuisance anyhow, now aren't they? They're just boys grown up."

Sources here, here and here.

EDIT: December 8 to include Wikipedia page.

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Don't do that here - Grumpy Old Woman part 6

Red MumTHIS is less of a grumpy old woman post and more of a 'I can't believe that filthy beast just did that and I want to kick him' post.

A man got on the number 10 in Phibsboro this morning and took the seat on the top deck opposite me. But before he sat down he leaned forward from the waist up, covered one side of his nose with his finger and proceeded to blow and empty his nose just like footballers do on the pitch.

Honestly he really did, and sorry to those of you with weak stomachs. I know I had one after that.

In what world is that acceptable, besides his of course. It is absolutely vile, vile, vile..

This surely tops the list of unbelievably nasty things people do on buses, like men scratching themselves as if they are alone or clipping your nails. Stop it, it is nasty and repulsive.


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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

RM November 23 - Teenage comb overs

IT WOULD appear the Young Wan has descended more and more into the world of Emo. Her makeup, particularly her eye makeup has become darker and heavier and an almost daily feature.

She has even taken to sneaking out of the house in the morning so I won’t see her done-up face. But I still catch her – make up and school is a big no no as far as I am concerned. I do not care that others wear it, let them, the Young Wan is not.

Sometimes (I believe I have said this before and probably will do again) her make up transcends between vampish young woman and I immediately want her to clean her face to heavy, clumsiness turning her beautiful large eyes into two black p*ssholes in the snow and again I immediately want her to clean her face.

But I am coming to terms with seeing my beautiful daughter’s face covered in cakes of make-up. After all I was a teenager once myself and probably had more than my own share of make-up disasters/learning curves. I distinctly remember having a gold-phase that included gold-ish lipstick, gold eyeshadow and to top it all gold eyeliner. Beautiful image or what?

But something new and entirely more frightening has entered the Young Wan’s beauty regime; it has been creeping in and across her forehead - an Emo fringe.

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What do you mean you don’t know what I am talking about?

I am talking about the heavy side-shade you see sported by the dark-clothed clad youngsters running around the place.

Only herself has taken it to the extreme.

Bear in mind I previously described Emos as “often sporting greasy black hair with a long heavy fringe” and I received emails from other teens complaining that they were Emo and didn’t have black hair.

Good for them, it is better to be a leader than a sheep. And it is better when you have beautiful hair to leave it as it is without dying it to follow a trend.

The Young Wan is a ginger Emo (I should say red-haired) and I hope she never ever dyes her hair until she is older and greying.

So while the Young Wan doesn’t dye her hair - not that I would let her at the age of 14 -she has tried many, many different styles to varying degrees of success and now she is working on the ‘heavy fringe’ part.

The style that has really made me say ‘GO NOW AND GET A HAIRBRUSH AND START AGAIN’ has been what I have labeled the ‘baldy man comb over’ style.

She did it the first time a couple of weeks ago and I was absolutely gob smacked. I looked at my gorgeous teen with her new hairstyle and I couldn’t help saying ‘why are you doing a bald-man comb over’. It really was that bad.

She looked at it with new eyes and laughed. Then she shrugged her shoulders and said ‘well I like it’.

I remember being told as a teenager by some old dear that my long hair which often fell down covering one eye that it was Veronica Lake-ish but would give me a turn in my eye.

But the Young Wan’s style not only covers one eye, it is a full-blown comb over covering half of her face and her complete forehead.

It was at this stage that I became animated and I demonstrated on my own hair what her hair looked like. Again she snorted laughing but still shrugged saying ‘WELL I like it’.

Fortunately in recent days the comb-over hasn’t shown itself, maybe she listened to me after all.

Ach who am I fooling, it is either gone because a pal said it wasn’t the effect she wanted OR the worst case scenario that it is lying in wait for another time when she dolls herself up and resurrects the style.

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Rainy photos and more

Everything has been so busy lately to resume normal posting, but there's always time for some photographs particularly from the back of a cab.

Rainy O'Connell Bridge from the back of a taxi

Raindrops on windows (and whiskers on kittens)

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And some pics not taken from a cab.

O'Connell Street

Hustle and Bustle

There's more on Flickr.

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